Category: It’s pathetic, but I can’t tell you how much I laughed

Well, really, that last entry was a bit dramatic, don’t you think?

And, you know, there’s nothing like a quick look through your statistics, and especially your  google searches to cheer you up.

I am going to write a poem.

It will begin

YOU NOCKED IN THE EGGS

or perhaps that’s how it will end.

I know there is milk, because I bought it yesterday, but it’s not in the fridge and after a quick look around, it can’t be seen and here’s the worrying thing: no-one’s seen it in the last four hours.