Well, somebody must

Nobody knows where the pepper grinder – twisted by too much time in the sun but serviceable still – has gone. Or why the small grey pot of white pepper – perfect for a picnic hamper with coloured aluminium cups, ground fine and best before 02 May 03 – has appeared.

The tomatoes on toast taste of salad plates at your grandfather’s, but the avocado is not the same and nor are the potatoes.