Because of reasons*, it has taken me all day (on and off) to get the pinky beecroft and the white russians album from emusic onto my mp3 player.
And now that I have Senor Beecroft crooning Call Me through my headphones, can I just say that it has been worth Every. Single. Second.
Call me.
Do I ever wish.
….
*the most obvious of which being that I am a 39 year old woman and not a nine year old boy
I need to work this “because of reasons” bit into my daily vocab. Before I go to work.
see if you can combine it with “cornice trough”
Cornice trough is enormously hard to smoothly work into the conversation, and it’s not just because of Reasons.