on gingerbread my little boy says: ‘I like the bread, but not the ginger’
and on peppermint: ‘I like the mint, but not the pepper’
ps I am shamelessly fishing for the punchline to a joke which I know is there, but just won’t be written by my brain…so be warned: any comments on this thread – especially the witty ones which give me a punchline to the above half a joke – may be incorporated into my next routine (unless of course you don’t want it to be – I’m shameless, but I’m not completely without morals).
What happens if you tell the Mr to Fuck Off?
Just a thought.
I guess that’s a response to something else altogether . . .
…on assholes?
(which in no way is a reference to ANYONE HERE)
“I like the mother, but not the…”
Oh wait, that’s pretty rude. Adult audiences, perhaps.
That reminds me of an American comedian, which one I can’t remember: “Those poor deprived kids from the ghetto… you know… the ones to whom Mother is only half a word.”
Yes, there is a punchline there somewhere.
And I like the line but not the punch.
You need the same kind of unexpected one-two-three punchline twist as the ‘making biscuits with little boys who’ve just discovered their penis’ joke.
You need the same kind of unexpected one-two-three punchline twist as the ‘making biscuits with little boys who’ve just discovered their penis’ joke.
Isn’t molasses used to make gingerbread? I don’t care much for moles but…
Bread is just raw toast to small kids.
I only know Dad’s Jokes and punch (well more like tickle) lines.
Mum’s Jokes?? I dunno.