Apparently, if you google mister dishwasher adelaide, you will be led to this blog (yes, no 1 out of 3740 search results).
That’s the kind of stuff you can’t make up.
PS If you, or someone you know, have swallowed a metal marble, seek urgent medical advice. You will not find such advice here. If you are thinking of doing it: don’t.
The disillusioned have found their way to my blog with such gems as “Shane Warne threesome” and “how to draw a duck”. Like I talk about them all the time (not).